Mario, Man with a Mushroom

Good ol Mario, Plumber and brother of Luigi, and good buddy of Toad

been so long since its come up, I think people have started to forget Mario was a plumber from the real world, til that day he n his Bro, Luigi found the warp pipe and, BAM, wind up in the Mushroom Kingdom!
Kids these days take them green pipes for granted. He aint always been some superhero to a bunch of talking mushrooms and one human girl named Peach Toadstool... (how the HECK did a human wind up as Princess in a land of mushroom people anyway...?), nope, he actually had a life before all that...